Friday, April 28, 2023

High School Unconfidential By John Patrick Robbins

When questioned over my love for younger women and finer Whiskey.
My non-defense is simple.

I enjoy a good time, and a woman who's not got fifteen pounds of baggage and four kids.

Call me a perv, call me what you will.
Just don't call me when high school lets out.

Because I may be a little preoccupied at the moment; road head beats road rage any day of the week.

"Excuse me sir, are you Tabitha's father?"

"No, but she calls me daddy sometimes; does that count?"

Oh no I didn't. Just when you think I'm going soft my charming perverted self bounces back again.

Cheers, school's out.

Jesus loves you because he doesn't actually know you.


His publication list includes.

It Burns When I Pee Quarterly, The Nobody Reads This Zine Minus The Jerks That Are Published In It Print Mag, The Bathroom Wall At The Lucky Strikes Bowling Alley, The Church Of Satan News Letter, Modern Viking Men's Apparel Catalog and The New Yorkers Lesser known mag Fuck Magazine.

When not writing he is an archeologist and is currently seeking the lost city of Atlantis, which is guarded by Cthulhu and Geraldo Rivera.