But I’m only here for no-strings fun
Because my wife isn’t interested in me anymore
And I’d rather cheat on her than get a divorce
Let me promise to share photos of my face
After you send me a message
And also because I have a public job; I must be discreet
By the way
Are you a kinky submissive?
Then you must address me as Sir Domlydom
And cater to my every whim
Can’t wait to meet you!
Skaja Evens is a writer and artist existing in SE Virginia. She has spent far too many hours swiping through Tinder profiles, and insists the subsequent eye rolling ought to count as cardio.
Today, she completed another circumnavigational sun trip, and celebrated by binge watching Daria and eating ice cream.